You know about June. But do you know about June's mysterious ribbons?
Strong like spider silk.
Can handle loads of up to 200lbs.
Will not yield to automobiles, garbage trucks, or airplanes.
June's ribbons fight gravity to stay constantly aloft, creating an unbreakable shield that repels all negative vibes. Revel in the cool shade of June's Shield on a sunny day, and stay snug and dry in times of rain -- pride will never retreat.